TERE BHAI ENGLISH SEEKH GAYA, AB 7000 WALI RUSSIAN CHAIYE!

Yaar, yeh baat suno. Mera bhai, woh, ab English hi bolta hai. Acha. But now he wants to be a global boss. He says, "Ab toh Russian chaiye." I told him, "Bhai, ek saal baad!" But he's adamant. He keeps saying, "Russian chaiye bhai! Isse kya fayda? ". I don't know what to do. Kaise bataouse? Help! Yeh Bhai Sahi Hai Na Bhai ne here kya kar diya y